Out of the Mouths of Babes.... Part 2

These kids come up with some of the cutest, funny, inappropriate, silly and genius
 things! I love writing them down! Looking back always gives me chuckle!

The first set is from Jeremy.....

1. "It's like Heidi is just exploding with cuteness."
2. "I need to eat more ice cream because I need my hair to grow back, and hair is your body's waste."
3.  Watching a Carrie Underwood video Jeremy's says,"Man,  she IS pretty!" He's growing up too fast!  And had good taste! And he had tears streaming down his face by the end of the video! Line em up ladies we got a sensitive one!
4. I was looking at the razor burn under my armpits. I haven't shaved in a few days because I'm trying to let it heal. Jeremy says, " m
5. M: Jeremy, why do you eat your boogers?    J: Because they are salty      M : You may NOT eat them, you're going to get sick.      J: *coughs* I'm already sick, so can I keep eating them?
6. "30/80/12 months ago"
7. 'You don't have to be afraid. The good shepherd is with you."
8. "Maybe when I marry Olivia, we'll get merited at orange terrace park. I like it because when we have kids they can play at the same place we got married"
9. "I wonder where all those birds are thing to go after they are done meeting each other in their flock"
10. When is your birthday? Twenty April 3rd
11. Learning about Paul in prison, Jeremy said, "I wouldn't be scared." The teacher asked "why?" Jeremy said, "Because God would be with me!" The teacher said, "yes! Exactly!" 

The second set is from Capri.....

1. After spinning around for a while, "This place is just moving all over." "Be careful Mommy, you don't want to fall in this spinning world"
2. "5dy 9 stickers"
3. Capri's mind had a hard time wrapping around the fact that we have the same name when we are grown ups. She keeps saying, "When I grow up I'm going to be Kierra." 
4. "People fall in the oven eating ice cream, this is like 200 good"
5. "I call him 'babe' (Jeremy) because I'm the mommy and he's the Daddy."
6. Snuggling with HR, I hear Capri go into Jeremy's room (she's sleeping with me tonight), she's on the verge of tears, "Jeremy I can't find Mommy. She was just here and now she's gone"
7. In her sleep, "Heidi-Rae, that's my mama"
8. C: "I get that boogie right here." Me: "Where did you put it?" C: "Down there" (points to the ground)
9. "I want my these (points to lips) to touch yours?"
10. "That's much more better!"
11. "Pink is my favorite."
12. "Foooorevver"
13. "I didn't hit you, I'm high-fiving your face."

I have to add another category to this post. Capri is on the verge of not needing naps, mommy is not ready to give that time up! Some nights she is awake for l little while before falling asleep at bed time. Here are some of the funny, creative things she comes up with to tell me! 
#ReasonMyKidIsOutOfBed

"I have a new friend, like Jeremy's, Samanna." 

"My belly button itches."

"Maybe the octopus shoots fireworks out is is tenticles"

"My armpit hurts because I've been in bed soooooo long"

"I just had a dream about a rainbow that has a pattern of
pink and blue and it lightlights up like my turtle amd never turns off."
*I left the room 6 minutes ago